Arkansas Football

This page is dedicated to Scottie and the football team



Arkansas Football in the news

The Arkansas football team makes national headlines pretty regularly. Earlier Tuesday they appeared in a themed photo shoot.


Football and Scottie
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Arkansas has many famous alumni, including top 50 of all time Scottie Pippen and the Chicago Bulls. With his super deep voice and thunderous dunks, Scottie is not an Arkansas fan.


Bert Bielema

Bert, a former coach at THE Kansas State University has really let himself go in recent years, sadly. He can be found streaking through the quad most nights.


Conference Championships

While a majority of programs have won conference championships, Arkansas has not. They have won 0 titles in the SEC. This rare video shows their mascot chasing a championship.


Alcoholics in the Watermelon field

Arkansas is known for many things, one is alcoholics. Most can be found hiding in the Watermelon fields. They like to cut holes in them and dump whole bottles of vodka to soak. They then can eat 'melon all day and get drunk.'


The Arkansas Fan

There are a number of ways to recognize an Arkansas fan. Some are more obvious than others, for example: If the person is belligerent drunk, there is a great chance you have encountered a Razorback fan. The template Arkansas fan pictured to the left should be a guide.